18 March 2009

The Economic Stimulus Package As Seen In Australia

An Australian explains the stimulus payment

It seems to work the same way in this hemisphere, too.

Important Information on the Stimulus Payment. This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to Taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.

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Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at K-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to South East Asia or New Zealand.

If you buy a car it will go to Japan.

If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the economy.We need to keep that money here. You can keep the money here by spending it at garage sales, going to a football game, or spending it on prostitutes, beer or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still here.

13 March 2009

Jon 'Stewart Wins His Match Against Jim Cramer In "Brawl Street" On The Daily Show

Jon Stewart humbles Jim Cramer on "The Daily Show" last night. Stewart threw hardball questions at Cramer which made Cramer blush, sputter and fizzle out with his answers. Stewart indicts CNBC, and mainstream business news for that matter, for not "investigating" stories they are on, but simply regurgitating anything the crooks on Wall Street tell them.

Jon Stewart, in my opinion, is now the newly anointed Walter Cronkite. I trust Stewart to ask any uncomfortable questions which normal Americans want to ask so called experts and leaders, and he asks them with such honesty and intelligence, that he constantly exposes the hucksters, scammers and shallow thinkers time and again for the nation to see.

The Daily Show and Stephen Colbert's show are the place to go to hear questions asked which should be asked by ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN and Fox. That Stewart is armed with brains and an excellent backroom of video editors and producers, allows him to hang guilty Masters of the Universe on their own petards, time and again.

Enjoy this interview. Especially interesting is how Stewart uses snips from the same video clip I posted yesterday of Jim Cramer. Serendipity at play here . . .

Stewart's Intro:







Part 1








Part 2







Part 3


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